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Surgery went okay, but my girly bits be too narrow for the Novasure balloon to inflate safely, so it was just a melon baller scoop and scrape; this should slow down my "exclamation points" (I don't have periods, I have exclamation points, dammit. XD) but if it doesn't, I will be going for a full yank of the internal girly bits - ovaries, tubes (what's left of 'em after the ligation) and uterus. Bye bye you fucking bitches says I. :rofl:

But I'm okay, just crampy and higher than a kite on Lortab.

ETA: CAncelled my order with Cyber-Hobby for my Oesau doll and ordered from somewhere else. Cyber-hobby SUCKS. Their customer service SUCKS and they are the most incompetent idiots I've ever had to deal with.
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I'm higher than a kite on cloves, coffee and opiates. Hip pain? What hip pain? Never there. It's awesome.
Sat May 26, 2012, 8:47 AM
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XD Mmmmm roast rooster. LOL
Sat May 26, 2012, 8:47 AM
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So if I don't get it all done in time, blame the cock. The roasting tin has his name on it XD
Thu May 24, 2012, 3:43 AM
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Good luck for tomorrow. I'll try to get the rest of that 30page-pull-out scanned for ya, so's you have something to read while recuperating. I have been attacked by one of my cocks, and my hand is swelling alarmingly as I type.
Thu May 24, 2012, 3:42 AM
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And the buzz is gone. CURSE MY STUPID LIVER. Blood sugar is a nice 263 though. ROFL. Time to inject.
Fri May 11, 2012, 8:36 PM
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HOLY shit I am so friggin hammered right now. Leffe beer and clove cigarettes. Booyeah.
Fri May 11, 2012, 6:37 PM
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Mood: Frustrated ~keeslv1 May 5, 2012  New member
Yea! I am back on DA! I learned my lesson and wrote EVERYTHING down!
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~Luftwaffles Mar 17, 2012
Holy Hell! Long time no see... changed your account? Sorry I didn't see your poke sooner, it's been forever since I checked my DA page, I should probably remedy that :P

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Seriously.. sparkling vampires? F*cking ghey. Give me Christopher Lee over that shit any day.
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*onemeanmotherfokker Mar 17, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, I had to change it - some retards were attacking Walt's pictures, calling him a nazi. My baby... unhunh, that went over well.

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Is totally IRL married to ~LuftwaffeOberst

Scaring neurotypicals since 1975.
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~ikkikumicov Feb 21, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hi! Many thanks for the fave:)

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We pay homage to war dead and pray for them...Ikki Kumicov.
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*onemeanmotherfokker Feb 21, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome - I like the coloring/painting technique you use.

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~ikkikumicov Feb 22, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Oh, thank you :hug:

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We pay homage to war dead and pray for them...Ikki Kumicov.
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~ClassicFuzzball Feb 15, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you for the watch! <3
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~ikkikumicov Feb 5, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Hi! Thanks for the fave :D

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*onemeanmotherfokker Feb 6, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! I even know where those two are too - been there when I was in Paris myself.

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~ikkikumicov Feb 11, 2012  Professional Traditional Artist
Thank you :D Oh, Have you lived in Paris?

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